The following is a dream from last night as I remember it.
I somehow know that that I am in Oklahoma. There is the most beautiful sunset that I have ever seen (or dreamed? anyway) full of reds, black and blues. Just amazing. I try to take a picture of this masterpiece but, a road sign, of some sort, is blocking part of the view. I run over past the sign to get a better snapshot. For some reason, I have the phone above my head as far as my arms can stretch but cannot get the view in frame. The sunset starts to dissipate. I fumble around trying to get it in frame until its gone and get no picture. The sky returns to a regular blue sky. (What happened to the sunsetting?) As I am outside, I decide to use the bathroom facilities. I'm not sure why they are there but it looks like a typical state park cinder block bathroom. At this point, my pants start to fall down. The entrance to the men's room is of course on the other side of the building. I began walking sideways with my back to the wall because a third of my ass is now showing. (I'm not sure why I didn't just pull them up). As I sashay sideways, I take in the blue sky. There are a few clouds slowly moving in a nonchalant manner. I turn the corner to the wall with the men's room entrance. While my ass is still towards the wall and my eyes still on the sky, a shoe string tornado appears. I am not scared. I think to myself "Look a tornado, isn't that cool. (WTH?, This is not a casual occurrence in my real life) I enter the bathroom. I'm not sure how long this dream has been but I am familiar with this bathroom. I had been in it the day before in dreamtime, I guess???) This bathroom is HUGE. My pants are now at my knees as I walk to the toilet. With each step toward the toilet, my pants slip a little further. I begin to duckwalk but with each step, I must deal with a new issue. A protrusion has appeared and each step, it protrudes a little more. I finally reach the destination, the pants are at my ankles however, someone has stolen the toilet! Upon this revelation, there is a sound of "spaaaloppp". I look down. "Ew!" I think maybe I should run to the women's room. But decide to get some paper towels from the dispensers. They stole those, as well. As I stand there compilating my next move...............I wake up.
I lie awake, thinking about what just occurred. I debate if I should share the story. The content may not be for everyone or maybe anyone. In the end, it's just crazy dream manufactured by my brain, thus I share with my readers. (if any)
