The Writing is on the Wall

The other day I have the pleasant experience of visiting several public restrooms.  As I sat and pondered life, I read some of the poetic ramblings scribbled on the stall.  This made me think some of my favorites penned by the anonymous.  Here they are:(WARNING: The following will contain adult language, if you think that you be offended; STOP reading now!)

Here I sit all broken-hearted, I came to shit but only farted.
(extended version)  I 'm late for work no time to linger look out asshole here comes the finger

Why are you looking here?  The joke is in your hand.

Poop wuz here

I came for awhile to sit and shit but now feel so tired and dirty just waiting on 5:30

He who writes upon these walls
Rolls his shit in little balls
He who reads this clever wit
Eats those little balls of shit

And my favorite of all time:
 

Why did Mickey Mouse dump Minnie Mouse?  Because she was fucking goofy!
 

Got any good ones?  Leave them in the comments. 

 

PS:  The strangest thing that I've ever seen in a bathroom stall was on the door.  It was a "Booger Dart Board"  and apparently, it was extremely popular.