When I think of my Grandma Alice, I think of Sundays and Fried chicken, mashed potatoes and fresh picked green beans. With that, I give you
1) You: Grandma, I can't wait to have your fried chicken today!
G'ma: Oh, I decided to cook healthy for you. We're having baked tofu!
You: Oh, you really shouldn't have done that...(BLAMMMMO!, a right to the gut)
Thinking of my Grandma Clara, I remember the time when she allegedly gave a used empty renuzit as a gift because she thought it was a robot and the time she allegedly gave a box of maxi-pads as a gift.
2) G'ma: Happy Birthday. I had you tickets to Led Zepplin: One Night Only on hold but I thought what better gift than naming a star after you.
You: You had tickets to Led Zepplin? 3 originals and a son? And yyyyyyyou opted for a star? That's wonderful ( KABLOOEY! a left to the sternum.)
3) You: Grandma, you put 3Gs on the Redskins +5 and they got thrashed 42 to zip. Time to pay up.
G'ma: You know I don't have that laying around.
You: That's very un.......(POW! BOOM! a left and a right to mid-section.)..fornuate
PS: I meant to come up with 5 but I could only conjure up 3. I hope they both forgive me. Any thoughts or scenarios? Put them in comments section.